A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over
onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them
at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard
men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to
approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed
up... It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going
on here?' 'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly. 'Well, what
the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he
asks. 'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!
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