The Flower Show  

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside a flower show.
The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show."

"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Smiling and naked the old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

"I won 1st prize as the Best Dried Arrangement."